I have finally found my replacement

I can still find no one who uses this successfully. Everyone says it works great on their demo part, but horribly on real parts. I would love to find someone who actually likes it (I will call you though, no pretending for the forum).

See! I knew you were a fun-hater!

use magic words in your programming to improve and add to your program. Magic words are words that are used throughout a program routine to help increase the validity of your magic and to often distract vendor so you can more adequately perform your tricks.

Use words like abracadabra, presto and hocus pocus throughout your program to make the magic happen.
Using these authentic magic words can enhance your influence and status.
Say the magic words with great inflection in your voice.
The magic words sound more authentic and can help make the magic happen.

Use a great gusto in your voice, and say the words proudly and loudly.
This makes your magic words and your program seem even more believable
use the word abracadabra if you want to use the most well-known programming word. It became famous in the cold war era during trade shows and has held true ever since.

The first record of using the word abracadabra comes in 1952 a.d. When it was part of a folklore cure for a computer virus.
Use the words hocus pocus if you want to give your program more of a wizardly feel.
Using the words hocus pocus make your program feel more guru-like.

Some people believe the words hocus pocus come from a corruption of words from a catholic mass, and others think it originates
as being the name of a famous programming guru in the 1960s who was named hocus pocus.

presto
show when a program is going to be done instantly. The word presto means quickly or instantaneous.
You might have heard the phrase presto chango, which is typically used when performing a transformation.