Like the title says... what would you do, realistically? With the skills learned where could you transfer them into? Attorney-at-law? Asking for a friend
Update: forgot to mention... part of being realistic would be to actually make a living wage of equal or better than where you are now. Like a circus groundskeeper for example.
I would buy a pet monkey and chain him to the keyboard. No work for me and he works for bananas. And bonus points, who would know the difference between a monkey and Joe’s thoughts!
Remember to use stuff like pony soldier, didn't happen, wasn't me, I hate China, My son worked for the other China, Can I get a food taster, and in big letters I'm Joe Biden!