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REDWINGJ over 11 years ago

List your best Chuck Norris joke.

They once named a street "Chuck Norris St." but they had to change the name because nobody crosses Chuck Norris.

ruidoso over 11 years ago

Superman sleeps in a Chuck Norris Pajamas
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REDWINGJ over 11 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number.....you answer the wrong phone.
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ruidoso over 11 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups ,he pushes the world down
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ruidoso over 11 years ago

Chuck Norris is so tough he eats coal and shits diamonds
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Roberto over 11 years ago

"His blood smells like cologne"

Ops!, this quote belongs to the 2 Equis guy...sorry
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REDWINGJ over 11 years ago

Chick Norris CAN tell you how to get to Sesame Street.
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REDWINGJ over 11 years ago

Chuck Norris has a daughter....named Jason Bourne.
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dph51 over 11 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't need PCDMIS. He has everything already sized-up.
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REDWINGJ over 11 years ago

Since Chuck Norris can run faster than any car he doesn't need to drive but if he did his gas price would be $0.00
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ruidoso over 11 years ago

some Dinosaur made fun of Chuck Norris...do i need to say more?
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