Chuck Norris

List your best Chuck Norris joke.

They once named a street "Chuck Norris St." but they had to change the name because nobody crosses Chuck Norris.

A-machine-insp over 3 years ago in reply to A-machine-insp

(Drops mic and walks away)
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DAN_M over 3 years ago

Chuck Norris has been using GeoTol since v4.3 and he has no error messages at all
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A-machine-insp over 3 years ago

Hexagon calls Chuck Norris when they are testing a new vision system. His eyes are more accurate than anything else out there.
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DAN_M over 3 years ago in reply to A-machine-insp

>:-0 ! ! !
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LaserJay over 3 years ago

I think Chuck Norris would be offended that his post was in the Off Topic section because regardless of the occasion talking about Chuck Norris is always on topic.
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DAN_M over 3 years ago in reply to LaserJay

>:-0 ! ! !
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ogcharliebrown over 3 years ago

If Chuck Norris said your part was wrong they would fix it with out saying this is how we always do it!
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DAN_M over 3 years ago in reply to ogcharliebrown

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LaserJay over 3 years ago

If Chuck Norris said your part was wrong they would fix it with out saying this is how we always do it!

If only we lived in a world that this was possible
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bfire85 over 3 years ago

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just not his own.
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