0705--> Snagged a 0.5mm probe on my sleeve (RIP). Inventory control system was out of date, I thought we had an extra and we don't, parts will now sit until tomorrow. Production Dept. isn't very thrilled.
0800--> Got distracted while labeling & putting the rpts with nonconforming product. 50pc order must be re-measured.
0915--> Spilled coffee all over my desk. Keyboard is toast
1000--> Realized I forgot my lunch. No worries, I'll get subway across the street
1017--> Forgot my wallet. No subway for me. Hopefully I don't get pulled over for some random reason later
I haven't broken probe since 2019 EXCEPT for the time a Jr Lvl programmer edited one of my routines without my knowledge.
I am the Q.E. who "poke a yoke"-s our Quality Process Control Plans.
My life is scheduled to an idiosyncratic fault. I never forget things. I have a process/system for everything.
IDK what the heck is going on with me but yeah, today feels like a half day