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Bfire's Mom

She's SO big..when she goes camping the bears gotta hide THEIR food !
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  • Yo mama is so fat. She went to the Doctor and he told her to get down on all fours against the front wall. He goes “uh huh”. Then he tells her to get down on all fours against the side wall. He says “uh huh.” He tells her to get down on all fours against the back wall and he says “uh huh.” He then tells her to get down on all fours against the other side wall and he says “uh huh.”

    He finally says you can get up and go now. Yo mama asks the Doctor her diagnosis. He says “You’re fine. I’m just getting a new couch next week and I wanted to see where the best placement would be!”
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  • Yo mama is so fat. She went to the Doctor and he told her to get down on all fours against the front wall. He goes “uh huh”. Then he tells her to get down on all fours against the side wall. He says “uh huh.” He tells her to get down on all fours against the back wall and he says “uh huh.” He then tells her to get down on all fours against the other side wall and he says “uh huh.”

    He finally says you can get up and go now. Yo mama asks the Doctor her diagnosis. He says “You’re fine. I’m just getting a new couch next week and I wanted to see where the best placement would be!”
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