*Pokes Forum With a Stick*

Yeah. LIL SQUATCH is out for 2 weeks so I have to do work for 2 people (1.5 people realistically).

DAN_M I am back and ready to continue my job of annoying A-machine-insp and making his life harder! By the way he has to pick the 1 persons job because he only does the .5

It's part of your training. Got to know how to pick up the slack for lazy coworkers. It's an integral part of the job.

Congrats LIL SQUATCH . I hope everything went well and that she's healthy. I became a first time dad just one month ago and it's been quite exciting.

So, it turns out Chuck Norris has his own brand of artisan water: https://www.cforce.com/

It is filtered through volcanic rocks, most likely from volcanoes Chuck himself created. It is also rumored that this water doesn't just quench your thirst, it roundhouse kicks your thirst into submission.

Ok.... Riddle time.
You die and are sent to the underworld. There is a line of 99 other people ahead of you. At the front of the line are 3 platforms in front of Hades 3 headed dog (Cerberus). If one of the dog heads eats a person they are sent back to the overworld and don't die. Any ones to the left spend eternity in the underworld. Anyone to the right advances to the next vacant spot. Each head has an equal chance to chomp down and only one head will chomp per set of 3 people.

(so if the furthest left head, number 1, chomps. that person is saved and the other two advance down the platforms. If the middle head #2 chomps then the 1st spot "dies" and the 3rd position advances to the 1st spot. and so on)

Hermes suddenly shows up and freezes time. He gives you one chance to possibly survive. He will place you anywhere in line and nobody will notice. What position in line do you take to be the most likely to survive?

BOLDED ARE THE KEY PARTS OF THE RIDDLE. THE REST IS JUST STORY FILLER. Lets see how smart ya'll are.