Fu--ing in the snow,
With the Horn_y sl_ut I paid,
Yelling "Ho, Ho,Ho"
It's about time I got laid.
Bells on my balls ring,
It makes them tingle right,
but when I fu-- to fast,
It feels I've tied them up to tight,
Whoa........
(Chorus)
Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ring,
My balls on Christmas Day-aay
Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ring,
My balls on Christmas Day-aay
So, she went to the Hotel Room,
I went for Christmas cheer,
That's Pizza.., Pretzels...,
and a case of Ice cold Beer,
When I got back to the room,
Well I couldn't believe my eyes,
For there was good ol Santa Claus,
With his head between her thighs,
Whoa........
(Chorus)
Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ring,
My balls on Christmas Day-aay
Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ring,
My balls.... on...... Christ...mas Daaaaaay
Merry Christmas all.
