The first three are true. The fourth... meh...
but unfortunately they don't even want to pay me the amount they would to have someone clean the floors 
*Then bends over to clean himself*
gotta get clean somehow and the shower just can't do it good enough anymore
squatchereenie is a saint
he stalks the woods, scares the campers, makes the jerkey, and programs the cmms
I don't ever think I have seen a better description of what I do
Well lucky for me I now am the only one here to do the fourth
