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List your best Chuck Norris joke.


They once named a street "Chuck Norris St." but they had to change the name because nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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  • Your momma is so dumb she picked a fight with Chuck Norris.
    Your momma is so fat even Chuck Norris couldn't lift her.
    Your momma is so poor she can't even afford the 30 day trial of the Chuck Norris Total Gym for only $1.

    your mamma = so fat...

    normal people need a gps to find their way around her love handles

    but not chuck..he knows the way
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  • Your momma is so dumb she picked a fight with Chuck Norris.
    Your momma is so fat even Chuck Norris couldn't lift her.
    Your momma is so poor she can't even afford the 30 day trial of the Chuck Norris Total Gym for only $1.

    your mamma = so fat...

    normal people need a gps to find their way around her love handles

    but not chuck..he knows the way
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