Chuck Norris

List your best Chuck Norris joke.

They once named a street "Chuck Norris St." but they had to change the name because nobody crosses Chuck Norris.

Snowrider154 over 11 years ago

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, He scares the Sh*t out of it

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johnP over 11 years ago

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars... that's why there is no sign of life.
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Lab_ratt over 11 years ago

Guns don't kill people...Chuck Norris kills people
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Snowrider154 over 11 years ago

Chuck Norris was born on May 6th 1945.. The N azis surrendered May 7th 1945. Coincidence?...I don't think so.
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Lab_ratt over 11 years ago

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.....twice
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ruidoso over 11 years ago

List your best Chuck Norris joke.

They once named a street "Chuck Norris St." but they had to change the name because nobody crosses Chuck Norris.

they are not jokes ,they are facts
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ruidoso over 11 years ago

people wanted to add Chuck Norris to Mount Rushmore, but the granite was not tough enough for his beard
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ruidoso over 11 years ago

Chuck Norris can kill two birds with one stone
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Ken8282 over 11 years ago

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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REDWINGJ over 11 years ago

In WWII they were trying to develop the Atomic Bomb or the Chuck Norris Round House Kick. They decided on the more humane weapon.
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