Chuck Norris

List your best Chuck Norris joke.

They once named a street "Chuck Norris St." but they had to change the name because nobody crosses Chuck Norris.

keego over 11 years ago

Who's hides under the Boogey Man's bed?

Chuck Norris.
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EZalg over 11 years ago

Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween
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allayna.hale over 11 years ago

If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you cannot see Chuck Norris, you are moments from death.
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REDWINGJ over 11 years ago

Chuck Norris can "Have it his way" at any restaurant.
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REDWINGJ over 11 years ago

they are not jokes ,they are facts

Ruidoso once offended Chuck Norris and now he has to wear a mask all the time.
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Ken8282 over 11 years ago

They say on the seventh day god rested. In fact he created Chuck Norris
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Josh Carpenter over 11 years ago

They say that Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
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ruidoso over 11 years ago

Ruidoso once offended Chuck Norris and now he has to wear a mask all the time.

judgin from your avatar you did the same
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REDWINGJ over 11 years ago

judgin from your avatar you did the same

Hahaha
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bfire85 over 3 years ago

Reviving an 8 year old thread:

Chuck Norris won American Idol only using sign language.
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